Knock Knock jokes Part 1

juan: knock knock..
pedro: hus der???
juan: pa-autoload naman , how much magkano...
pedro: pa-autoload naman, how much magkano
hu??
juan: nothings gonna changes my love for you..
pa autoload naman how much magkanu
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KNOCK KNOCK!
1: Who's there?
2: HITO
1:HITO who?
2: hito ako... basang basa sa ulaaaan..
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KNOCK KNOCK!!!
1.who's der???
2. garlic, garlic, onion, tomato
1. garlic, garlic, onion, tomato who??
2. neeewwwwww yyooooorrrrkkkkkk!!! garlic
garlic onion tomato....

A: knock knock!
B: who's there
A: Chicken
B: Chicken who?
A: CHICKENya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin
CHICKENya pa rin babalik bulong ng puso ko.....

eto pa....
A: knock knock!
B: who's there
A: Inday
B: Inday who?
A: Indaaaaaay, Found a very special love in you....
(Sarah Geronimo)

A.knock knock!
B.who's there?
A. Melon, talong, mais, gulaman
B. Melon, talong, mais, gulaman who?
Melon, talong, mais, gulaman... maaari bang
magtanong... (meron akong nais malaman..
maaari bang mag tanong...)

pulgas: knock knock..
bantay: who's there??
pulgas: taga pukpok ng puto bumbong..
bantay: taga pukpok ng puto bumbong who??
pulgas: taga pukpok, taga pukpok, taga pukpok,
taga pukpok ng puto bumbong.. (boom boom
pow)
ang korny..

A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: I'm gonna buy a folding bed.
B: I'm gonna buy a folding bed who?
A: I'm gonna buy a folding bed... Mad at you. I'm
gonna buy a folding bed.. Mad at you. (Ne-Yo)
Eto pa:
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Pop at RC
B: Pop at RC who?
A: I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love
me, Pop at.. Pop at RC... (Lady ****)
Last!
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Soon to open Pan de Manila.
B: Soon to open Pan de Manila who?
A: Uno, dos, tres! Soon to open Pan de Manila!
(Ricky Martin)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
May kumaway.
May kumaway who?
May kumaway downtown, walking fast, faces
passed
and I'm homebound...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lady ****.
Lady **** who?
Kung Lady **** kaaa sa piling ng ibaaa...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dina Bonnevie and Gary V.
Dina Bonnevie and Gary V. who?
Dina Bonnevie my lover, you Gary V. with my
friends,
make it last forever, friendship never ends!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam Milby.
Sam Milby who?
Sam Milby call 911, shawty fire burning on the
dancefloor, whoa!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Civil War.
Civil War who?
Civil War and tunay na mahirap, Civil War ang
tunay na may malasakit...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat.
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you...
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Fire apoy.
Fire apoy who?
Fire apoy, I think I could understand how it feels to
love a girl, I swear I'd be a better man...
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